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第1季第1集
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
have a hump 有驼背 hairpiece 假发

grabbed my small intestine
intestine肠子

Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
strip joint 脱衣舞会 hormones（性）激素

I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart
我知道我们已逐渐疏远 kinda副词=kind of

Joey, stop hitting on her
stop hit on her别刺激她了

I'm just gonna hang out here tonight
今晚就呆在这里hang out here强调无所事事

Done with the bookcase!
done with sth 搞定。。。

You got screwed
你完蛋了

You know what the scariest part is
scariest最可怕的

Stay out of my freezer
freezer=refrigerator冰箱

What the hell do you do on a real date?
what the hell 见鬼，。。。。。造句：what the hell do you like?你他妈究竟喜欢什么？

I will not take this abuse
我不会在意你的侮辱

I can't believe you didn't know it was a line
line=trick

You gonna crash on the couch?
crash on 睡在 couch=sofa沙发

I had a, um, major crush on you.
have crush on迷恋

what's with you?
=what's (省略the matter/wrong) with you?

Did you make it, or are you just serving it?
咖啡是你煮的还是你只是端过来？

第1季第2集

stands erect
直立

Marty's still totally paranoid
paranoid患妄想狂者，这里指疑心病重。

Three's Company
三人行

Are you through with that?
喝完没？

Whose little ball of paper is this?
little ball of paper小纸团

I balled it up
把...揉成球状

She's already fluffed that pillow
fluff拍拍枕头，抖抖松。

I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have
ammunition军火，弹药。（此处指借题发挥的机会）

engagement ring
订婚戒指

I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family
in the veil穿着婚纱 stomp践踏

puts that whole pillow thing in perspective
put...in perspective把...搁在一旁

how do you fit into this whole thing?
现在这事你打算怎么办？

basically it's entirely up to me
basically归根到底

sonogram thing
超声波检查

What's that curry taste?
curry 咖喱

help me with the spaghetti
spaghetti意大利式细面条

it might take some of the heat off me
让我喘口气

Your folks are really that bad, huh?
folks父母，亲属

these people are pros
pros专家

Must pee.
去尿尿

She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
她是一心追求事业的人

as someone who's recently been- dumped?
been dumped被甩

I never thought I'd be here
没想到自己会成现在这样

I was stuck at work
被工作缠身

Jason Greenstein's gagging
...快要窒息，奄奄一息

why are you so tanned
be tanned晒黑

maid of honour=bridemaid=伴娘

you've got lenses
lens透镜，隐形眼镜

borders on child abuse
borders on...的边缘，有...之嫌 child abuse虐待儿童

Any nausea
晕船，想吐

you're welling up
well up热泪盈眶

I know it was a cheap shot
cheap这里作卑鄙讲